If you think Boo from Santa Monica, CA is adorable, click here and vote for him in the Cutest Dog Competition put on by All American Pet Brands.
And now, for your viewing enjoyment, a Pomeranian swimming adventure:
Stars of "Funny People" Do Great Stand-Up (Hollywood Fail)
Girl Gets Answer Very Wrong (College Humor)
10 Old Toys That Sound Super Dirty (Retro Comedy)
25 Rare Star Wars Photos (Manofest)
Kill Dracula By Shoving A Crucifix Up His Butt (Geek Pad Show)
4 bad reactions to getting fired (Chris Illuminati)
Irony Throws Up On Itself: Lesbians Aren't Allowed To Kiss At WNBA Games (Jock and Balls)
Why Everyone in Oklahoma is Fat (Atom)
Tiffani Thiessen is Really Busy Making Us Laugh (Whip It Out)
Hip Hop Tattoo Fail (YepYep)
Bloomberg Says Beat It Bums (Veto Corleone)
Guitar Hero 5 Trailer featuring Shirley Manson (Ask Men)
Local News Report: Women Getting Hotter, Say Horny Local News Segment Producers (TV Munchies)
Woman is in love with roller coaster. Literally (Blog of Hilarity)
Because It's Been A Whole Day Since We've Shown Someone Getting Hit In The Nuts, Blindfolded Man Tricked into Hitting Himself in the Nuts (Big Stupid Idiot)
Sometimes people get jealous of their pets. "You and your sleek and shiny fur that hasn't been damaged by depression-triggered neglect and Vitamin D deficiency! You and your happy barking and frolicking and not being afraid of human contact! I'll teach you to feel joy. You're one of us now." Yes, the Snuggie For Dogs instantly brings the pets back down to their owners' sad level. Embrace that bond! Carpenters albums and herbal tea not included.
Really, we shouldn't make fun. There are worse things you can do to animals. Heck, there are worse things you can make animals wear.
We love penguins, whether they're on a shopping spree or participating in the Penguin Olympics. Remember a few years ago, when every movie that came out was about penguins? And Outkast was still releasing music? Man, a few years ago was awesome.
There's no reason to relegate Outkast and penguins to the dust heap of the mid-00s. Big Boi, put down that penguin and get back into the studio! If Andre 3000 is busy with his terrible movie career, pick the penguin up again and take him into the studio with you. A Big Boi/penguin Outkast might actually be better. Honestly, I'd rather hear raps about fish ("My name is a penguin and I'm here to say/I love to eat some fish every day") than more of that Andre 3000 hippie crap.
Look, what do you want from us? We can't post high art every day. We can't post life-affirming songs about kittens every five minutes. This isn't PBS! If there's a video of a doberman shoving his pointy snout into a kid's unsuspecting crotch, we're posting it. We're bloggers. That's what we do.
What do the producers of America's Funniest Home Videos do these days, now that the internet has completely taken over their job?
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