11 Awesomest Drinkin' Animals

How do you make animals even more precious and adorable than they already are? Get 'em drunk. A toast, then, to the 11 Awesomest Drinkin' Animals. I'm sure they'd buy the first round, if they had possessed brains big enough to grasp the concept of money.

11. Spuds McKenzie

Spuds McKenzie's alcohol-fueled fun-timing is so contagious, it leads beach bunnies to thoughts of bestiality. Party animal, indeed.

At least Spuds knows how to drink responsibly. And play piano.




10. Drunk Monkeys Of St. Kitts



We've just made our vacation plans for this summer. We are so getting drunk with these monkeys.



9. Drinky Crow



We think Tony Millionaire's character Drinky Crow made the leap from print to TV with all his best, most disturbing qualities intact.

8. Roger Rabbit



Oh, Eddie, don't be an enabler. What would Dr. Drew say?

7. Snoop Dogg



Not an animal, you say? You'd do well to remember that among Snoop's incredible abilities (massive lung capacity, superior Pee Wee football coaching skills) is the power to morph into a dog, as evidenced by the above video. Sure, as long as weed exists, drinking may not be Snoop (Actually A) Dogg's primary vice, but we're pretty sure he fits an occasional gin and juice somewhere into his doggy schedule.


6. The Drunk Animals Of "Animals Are Beautiful People"



The drunk animals of the Namib desert in the drunk-animals-of-the-Namib-desert scene from the 1974 documentary Animals Are Beautiful People. Funnily enough, the music played here is actually the music we hear when we're drunk, complete with comical sound effects.

5. Dumbo



We're sorry, but Dumbo's boozy hallucination must make drinking look awesome to children. Which it is. So no harm, no foul, Mr. Disney. Now, let's talk about Song Of The South...

4. Alex From Stroh's



Spuds McKenzie has his drinks bought for him by beautiful '80s babes. Then he drinks responsibly and favors us with a tune on the piano. Alex, on the other hand, is so desperate to get his buzz on that he seeks out the only bar in town run by a blind guy so he can run up his doofus owner's tab. Then when this patsy wakes up and kicks Alex out, he'll find another mark, and another. Alex is the Mickey-Rourke-in-Barfly of '80s beer commercial dogs.

3. Rednecks' Horses







We've never witnessed more genuine ecstasy than when these people watch a horse drink a beer. They must cling to this cherished memory to buoy their spirits whenever life gets them down. "Hey, don't be depressed, man. Remember when that horse drank that beer? Things aren't so bad."


2. The Drunk Stork From Warner Bros. Cartoons



Maybe this explains the Octomom.

1. Hosehead



By far, the star of Strange Brew is the greatest alcoholic dog known to man. No contest. I mean, you know he flies, right?



Check out the tail end of this video for more Hosehead in action.