Pregnant Woman Chased By Bear, Hit By Car

So this pregnant chick gets chased by a ferocious bear, which leads to her getting smacked by a car in a hit-and-run. Amazingly, she's fine, at least according to this news report. Color us suspicious-- she actually wants to name her unborn baby "Bear"-- so we suggest authorities re-check her for concussions. At least she doesn't want to name it "Car" or "A**hole Drive Who Left The Scene Of The Accident".