Top 40 Photos Of Dogs Dressed As Clowns

Do you like to dress your dog in clown costumes? Do you wonder what little Rex or Princess is thinking as you parade them around the neighborhood in their ridiculous get-ups? To assist you in gauging the level of psychological abuse you're heaping upon your pet, we've found the Top 40 Photos Of Dogs Dressed As Clowns. Underneath, we've helpfully captioned each snapshot with what we speculate the pictured dog would rather be doing, instead of having his photo taken dressed as a f**king clown. No need to thank us. It's just what we do.

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40.

"Chasing a gopher."

39.

"Licking own testicles"

38.

"Searching for bacon."

37.

"Touring a Gainesburger factory."



36.

"Rolling in dead thing."

35.

"Urinating on bush."

34.

"Feigning tolerance of housecat."

33.

"Humping furniture and/or human limbs."

32.

"Digesting grass."

31.

"Watching Angels And Demons, the pulse-pounding sequel to The DaVinci Code. In theaters May 15!"

30.

"Questioning the existence of God in a 'Hey-let's-dress-the-dog-up-in-a-clown-outfit' world."

29.

"Strategizing for next attack on nest of baby squirrels."

28.

"Cowering from vacuum cleaner."

27.

"Harmonizing with passing ambulance siren."

26.

"Scratching ground, in futile attempt to cover own waste."

25.

"Birthing litter after litter of puppies."

24.

"Shaking hands, just like a human."

23.

"Slobbering on tennis ball."

22.

"Making idiot of self every time electric can opener is heard."

21.

"Eating shoe."

20.

"Ignoring master's frantic cries during pleasurable jaunt into traffic."

19.

"Lobbying Congress for movement on Reparations Bill to relieve guilt over species' shameful actions during Sixties civil rights marches."

18.

"Sticking nose in fan."

17.

"Rummaging through Hardee's dumpster."

16.

"Killing a bird."

15.

"Chewing own foot."

14.

"Crapping in handbag."

13.

"Tilting head adorably at high-pitched frequency."

12.

"Sticking head out of car window, imagining unattainable freedom."

11.

"Seething with populist rage over pampered Roddenberry dogs."

10.

"Wondering how come in Casablanca, everybody's making such a huge fuss over needing these oh-so-important 'papers' to get out of the country. Then, at the end, when Rick takes Ilsa and Victor to the airport, not one f**king person asks to see any G*d damn papers. Greatest movie ever, my ass."

9.

"Getting nails clipped."

8.

"Knowing it's not bacon, and not really giving a damn."

7.

"Delighting in secret knowledge that under owner's dorkish clown get-up is legendary Italian-American actor Paul Sorvino."

6.

"Completing online purchase of 'My Master's A MILF' doggie tee."

5.

"Really spraying the chair good this time, like really, really dousing it."

4.

"Having temperature taken. You know, cause they have to stick the thermometer in your butt? And it's really uncomfortable? Still, it's preferable to being dressed up in a clown costume."

3.

"Adding up Larry King's age in dog years."

2.

"Pondering whether Rush Limbaugh's PSAs for Humane Society do more harm than good."

1.

"Dragging ass on carpet."