11 Tailfeather Shaking-est Dancing Bird Videos
>> Thursday, May 28, 2009
11. Snowball Gets Down To "Another One Bites The Dust"
Hey look, it's Snowball, everyone's favorite sulphur-crested cockatoo who can dance and is on YouTube! Here Snowball struts his stuff to a Queen classic. Don't mention the Adam-Lambert-joining-Queen rumors, though-- Snowball thinks Freddie Mercury is still alive. Please don't break Snowball's heart.
10. Parrot Leans Like A Cholo
This parrot knows it's the sexiest mofo in the room. Maybe you can teach a parrot to dance, but you know what you can't teach? Self-confidence.
9. Cockatoo Grooves To Red Hot Chili Peppers
Cockatoos love heroin addicts.
8. Tiki Dance
Some birds are such slaves to the rhythm that they'll even dance to the tinny tunes of a strange, plastic cartoon robot. But let's leave Lady Gaga out of this! Ha ha. What?
7. Frostie Shakes A Tailfeather
This clip is a lot like The Blues Brothers, in that John Landis directed both of them.
6. "Mama Mia" Cockatoo
This bird dances better than Christine Baranski.
5. A Night At The Bird Roxbury
Sorry, birds. I can't enjoy your bird dance-off, due to my sudden and overwhelming sadness for Chris Kattan.
4. Parrot Dances To Arabic Wedding Song
We don't know what this Arabic wedding song is, but it's easier to handle than the Chicken Dance. Special event DJ services, please take note.
3. Breakdancing Parrot
The YouTube uploader profile says this video is from Qatar. Man, Qatar looks desolate. Except for that breakdancing parrot.
2. Snowball Loves Stevie Nicks
Snowball loves Stevie Nicks. And Stevie Nicks loves cocaine, which is sometimes referred to as "snow", at least on TV. It all comes full circle!
1. TheTrav Does The Bird Flap
Okay, this isn't so much a dancing bird as a bird dance. But still. We totally missed out on the Stank Leg, so we wanted to get out in front of what we suspect will be America's next dance craze. Flap 'em down! Flap 'em down!

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