Eight Greatest Vids Of Animals Celebrating Cinco De Mayo

Welcome to our list of the Eight Greatest Vids Of Animals Celebrating Cinco De Mayo! You may notice that our definition of "greatest" seems awfully interchangeable with "lamest", and "animals celebrating Cinco De Mayo" might actually mean "a cat sitting there with a sombrero on its head". Hopefully, by the time these realizations sink in, you'll have crawled too far into a bottle of drugstore tequila to care. Just like us! Happy Cinco De Mayo, everybody!


8. Dogs Crash Cinco De Mayo Party

They really went to a lot of trouble filming this, but honestly, I would have been just as happy with three minutes of that one dog eating tacos.

7. Dancing Chihuahua

We had to decide whether to go with this one or the (we guess) undoctored version, but we liked this video's snappier music. Plus, once you realize the dog's lashed to an entertainment center with coarse, razor-thin, neck-hurtin' rope, the dance party's over.



6. Cinco De Mayo Chihuahua Race


Really, after the shot of the chihuahua in the dress, the action get a little confusing. The video below shows a clearer depiction of what happens when the gates go up at a chihuahua race:



We would like to commend all chihuahua race attendees for not engaging in any Kentucky Derby-style bad behavior, such as drunken mudwrestling or Port-A-Potty scaling.

5. Amateur Toreros Attacked By Bull


We know we're celebrating Cinco De Mayo today, but really, people being attacked by bulls is enjoyable straight-up three six five. Did we just make up the term "three six five," meaning "year-round"? What bout this one: "butt-to-nuts." It means "sex." Like, "I want to get butt-to-nuts with that." Man, these margaritas are tasty!

4. Dog Tears Pinata All To Hell
Dogs having fun with TMNT pinata...

In all sincerity: This looks like a terrific party.

3. The Mexican Cat


We don't know if this cat is upset because he hates wearing a hat, or if he's racist and hates being called a Mexican.

2. Creepy CGI Sombrero Dog


It still amazes us that computers can speak Spanish.

1. Mexican Cat Dance Starring Pork Chop


Hey! A cat in a sombrero named Pork Chop! Man, if this were a couple of weeks ago, we would have peppered you with so many Swine Flu jokes, you'd be begging for us to be struck jokeless by Almighty God Himself. Unfortunately, we're out of Swine Flu jokes. And Cinco De Mayo jokes. And tequila. So you're on your own with this one.

Happy Put A Sombrero On Your Cat Day, everybody!