Escaped Wallaroo Wreaks Havoc On New York! Also, WTF Is A Wallaroo?

A wallaroo is sort of like a kangaroo, only not, except it's the same thing? We don't know, see if you can make any sense out of this Wikipedia article. Regardless, if you live in Chittenango, New York, you got one of these suckers running amok and longing to kick your head in with its giant hoppy-claws.

Yes, despite frequent sightings, Bandit the Wallaroo has been on the run for nearly a month, and is coming to eat your children. Apparently the owner, Jeff Taylor, runs a petting zoo out of his barn, or is opening a traveling petting zoo, or a Wild Animal Experience that teaches conservation, or something... apparently in Chittenango, it's wallaroo first, business plan second. Anyway, wallaroo owner Jeff Taylor suspects foul play, and believes someone snuck into his barn/terrifying creature sanctuary and released the 'roo. Maybe an inside job? If we were you, Mr. Wallaroo Owner Jeff Taylor, we'd start by questioning the giant, satan-faced ostrich that pecks hungrily at your fingers at 1:06 in the above video.

So be on 'roo lookout, Upstate New York! Also, if you're neighbors with Wallaroo Owner Jeff Taylor, we'd suggest maybe erecting a bloodthirsty-marsupial-proof fence along your property line. Bloodthirsty-marsupial-proof fences make good neighbors.