Man-Races-One-Eyed-Cat Movie A Hit At Exceptionally Lame Cannes

Is your life consumed with making it in the film business? Will you do whatever it takes? Do you go to film school, work as an assistant in development, or have sex with Brett Ratner? Well, get ready to bite your wrists open. A British dude has a one-eyed cat that races him when he jogs. He won a contest and got a thousand pounds to make a movie. And now he's going to Cannes! Ha ha ha you've wasted your life.

Before you gouge your eyes out with your USC-embossed pen, here's a non-embeddable link to a BBC story. The movie features Martin Humphreys (British dude) training for his match against Midge (one-eyed rescue cat) through their picturesque, straight-outta-Hot Fuzz village. The film is entitled The Great Race. And who wins? SPOILER ALERT: We all win, every time a Hollywood dreamer's spirit is broken. So please, forward this to all your Facebook friends who know who Jim Jarmusch is.

(via Neatorama via Arbroath)