Punched In The Face By Cute: Your Friday 5 Most Adorable Animals Of The Week

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How do you like your animals? Dark? Depraved? Doggy style? Presented sexually through song by alt-comedy nymphs? Humping on the hood of a car?
Nah, we know you. You don't like the dark stuff. Down deep, you have the soul of somebody's grandmother, someone who collects doilies and hard candy wrappers and, yes, cute animal videos. So this list is for you-- The Five Most Adorable Animals Of The Week. Feel free to forward these on to your grandkids, Memaw.

5. Hamster Can't Eat Pencil

See how adorable? Sometimes what you want the most just won't fit in your body, hungry little hamster! That's a lesson we learned during our last Domino's Pasta Bread Bowl eatin' contest. Also in our last gay relationship.

4. Pygmy Jerboa

Since we first posted about this little cutester, we have finally figured out what it is. An acid flashback! The most adorable acid flashback ever. We really appreciate this, Years Spent Following The Dead.



3. Cats Play Ping Pong

Oh, Cats Playing Ping Pong, you have warmed our hearts all week. We're suckers for close-ups of widdle animal faces paired with cheap CGI and humorously incongruous athletic prowess. Just ask our worn-out DVD of Air Buddies. Go on, ask.

2. Baby Anteaters

Sure, there's a pattern to some of these cute animals video that work their way around the blogosphere. Pick an animal that you forgot existed, film a baby version of that animal, and voila. Viral baby animal video. But you can't hold the cynicism of bloggers against this little baby anteater, can you? Especially since we've named him Li'l Baby Booboo Snoutsnout.

1. Handstand Kitten

Got something snarky to say? About Handstand Kitten? About the triumph of the cute kitty spirit over adversity? We didn't think so.