Python Bites Steve Irwin On TV! (Not Recently)

Good Lord. Steve Irwin is bitten on the neck by a python and doesn't flinch. It's all "On with the show!" for Steve Irwin. Australia's TV Animal Dudes make America's TV Animal Dudes look like khaki-colored pussies. Things to notice:

1. The obviously traumatized dog puppet. He cannot stop staring at Steve and his neck-munching attacker. Somebody get that dog puppet a Valium and a therapist.

2. The look on the hostess' face when Steve tells her he's serious, as in, "I'm serious, a f**king python is biting me on the f**king neck." She is appalled, yes, confused, obviously, but doesn't show a lot of concern. I hope Steve at least got to bang her.

3. Steve Irwin is obviously superhuman, possibly immortal, and impervious to all animal attacks. The only explanation for his "death" is that he has been hidden away by the world's governments (cryogenically frozen?) until the Animal Uprising begins, at which point he will return and lead the Human Armies to victory. And when that day comes, your humble animal bloggers will express our loyalty with five simple words: "Reporting for duty, General Irwin."