Skunk Munchies: Skunks Attack Fridge

Aw. Little skunkies are hungries. We bet owning skunks who constantly raid the fridge gets really annoying. You know what else we bet gets really annoying? Owning f**king skunks. Don't skunks incessantly spray god-awful funk out of their asses? Okay, they're cute, sure. But they require your house to be fumigated weekly, and apparently, they break into your refrigerator to A) eat your leftover enchiladas and B) make sure it smells like skunk in there, too. If we wanted to live in stink and have our food stolen, we'd move back to the dorms.

BONUS: 2 minutes of a skunk getting a bath. Dump all the Mr. Bubble in there you want, you're still going to have to replace your carpet.