'Cat Ladies The Movie' Encourages America To Get Out Of The House, Make Some Friends, Maybe Join A Book Club Or Something

Cat Ladies, we're sorry you're lonely and like to pet things. But the cats aren't digging it. Nobody likes to be crammed together with 50 other pathetic, miserable creatures just like them. That's why kids try to break out of orphanages. And the chorus of Oliver! And the cast of The Hills.

Cat Ladies The Movie looks good, but if we want to be depressed and disturbed, we'll watch Gooby. Or Mooch Goes To Hollywood. Or Heidi 4 Paws. Or Transformers 2.

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