Here, This Creepy Cat-Wearing-A-Dress-And-Wig Video Will Help Take Your Mind Off Michael Jackson

We've shown you dogs in wigs. We've shown you dogs in clown costumes. We've shown you a variety of animals in sombreros. Nothing, however, has creeped us out like this video of a cat in a dress. We feel like this cat has been kidnapped and will be sold into a cat-sex-slavery ring unless we pony up the ransom, and this video is to prove that she's still alive, but humiliated. And we don't have any money! Somebody call Liam Neeson. Something must be done!

We haven't been this disturbed since they showed those videos of Jon Benet in Little Miss Sunshine pageants on a continuous loop on CNN. We feel like Nancy Grace is going to air this video shortly while talking to an outraged prosecutor. Can somebody go check on this cat? Let us know how she's doing? This is weird, right? Are we overreacting? Maybe we're overreacting. Something's wrong with the world when one can't enjoy a good old-fashioned cat-in-a-dress-and-wig video without getting suspicious.



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