"How To Arouse A Pig" Video Proves Pig Arousal Is Hard Work

The guy in this video stuck on pig-arousing detail has one heck of a difficult job. First, there's the sheer physicality of it-- the bending, the slapping, the hopping on the pig's back. Then there's the awkwardness-- is it worse if he knows the pig, or if he and the pig are strangers (who will, granted, momentarily grow much closer)? There's the hassle-- a shortage of parking at the pig arousal warehouse, the breakroom microwave that's perpetually on the fritz. And then, of course, there's the whole sticking-your-hand-in-a-pig-vagina thing. Still, now's not a good time to change careers. In this economy? Like they say, a bird in the hand. And a hand in the pig vagina.

Also: What in the hell show is this from? Is there an Ellen-esque afternoon talker on RFD-TV?