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Patrick Duffy Agrees To Threesome With Giant Crab (And Courteney Cox)

>> Thursday, June 4, 2009


Why are just now finding out about Patrick Duffy & The Crab? It's got Step By Step's Patrick Duffy. It's got Joe Isuzu's voice. It's got threesomes. And it's got a giant crab puppet. Those are our four favorite things!

We want an hour-long version of this five nights a week on NBC instead of Leno. We want a tattoo of The Crab on our back and a tattoo of Patrick Duffy on our front. We want Duffy & The Crab action figures, breakfast cereal, and NASCAR endorsements. We want more Duffy & The Crab, and now, and hard.



BONUS! Patrick Duffy & The Crab talk Facebook.



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