PETA Wants Phish To Change Name To 'Sea Kittens'; Music Wants Phish To Change Name To 'Not Music'

We don't know about saving animals, but we can vouch that PETA's good for at least two things: getting chicks to model naked, and getting bloggers to write about their PR stunts (including getting chicks to model naked). Recently, PETA asked Ben And Jerry's to replace the cow's milk in their ice cream with human breast milk; proposed that meat eaters pay higher health insurance premiums; and now have asked the band Phish to change their name to "Sea Kittens". According to PETA's press release, “If Phish became Sea Kittens and the band’s legions of fans started calling fish ’sea kittens,’ fewer of these gentle animals would be violently killed for food, painfully hooked for ’sport,’ or cruelly confined to aquariums.”

It's amusing to us that now Phish are the ones having to put up with annoying hippies. We really should be making fun of PETA, but we can't pass up a chance to mock Phish. Any of these alternate "comical" headlines grab ya?

1.) PETA Wants Phish To Change Name To "Sea Kittens"--America Wants Phish Fans To Change That One Tie-Dye T-Shirt They Bought At The Spin Doctors Show In '92.

2.) PETA Wants Phish To Change Name To "Sea Kittens", But "Feel Free To Continue To Suck"

3.) PETA Wants Phish To Change Name To "Sea Kittens"--Actual Fish, Sick Of Being Associated With Tired Hippie Sh*t, Wouldn't Mind It Either

4. PETA Wants Phish To Change Name To "Sea Kittens"--Distraught Fans Dance In Circle, Get High, F*ck In Mud

No? None of 'em? Okay. I guess when it comes to belittling hippie bands, we should leave it up to the dog puppets. Triumph at Bonnaroo, ladies and gentlemen!

More Triumph after the jump. (Thanks to Steve at Funk Jelly for the Phish-tip.)