Hey Look, Animals!: 8 Animals Who Make Us Proud To Be Americans

These animals are all doing God's work, inspiring the world with their patriotic exploits. Not wearing dresses like some Japanese cats we could mention. Not destroying expensive toy helicopters in these harsh economic times. No, these four-legged lovers of liberty are not hanging out in welfare lines, letting their Heaven-given talents go to waste. They're out there putting stuff on YouTube for the enjoyment of all hard-working citizens. Just because they have four legs doesn't mean they're not every bit as American as you or me. On this Independence Day, please enjoy our list of 8 Animals Who Make Us Proud To Be Americans. And don't write and tell us some of these animals aren't from America. In our house, that's called treason, and that gets you a punch in the mouth.

8. The Begging Kitten
Some say this kitten is begging for food. We say he's gratefully praying to God, just like our founding fathers did, EVERY ONE OF THEM, and thanking Him for the bounty of America.

7. Cat Catches Bat
Looks like our boys in Afghanistan could use a kitty like this, especially once Osama's Evil Winged Army of Fanatical Bats is armed and unleashed on our fighting men and women. (We heard about this Bat Army thing on Glen Beck.)

6. Dog Walks Horse
You name us another country in the world that's got horse-walking doggies! Sure, it sounds like they're speaking a foreign language at the beginning, but we're pretty sure that's just special horse talk.

5. Dog Eats Icing
This is a great example of American stick-to-it-iveness. Most dogs would stop licking the icing off its nose after their tongue got tired. Not our little hungry patriot here! There's nothing more American than eating icing.

4. Squirrel Eats A Lemon
When life gives this proud American squirrel lemons, what does he do? Eats them. Inspirational. Should be a poster hanging above every evil desk in Red China.

3. Goat Drinks Beer
There's nothing un-American about a tasty adult beverage every now and again. Jesus didn't turn the water into green tea, did He? And He's as American as you can get. At least, His heart is American. Anyway, watch this goat drink a beer.

2. Surfing Dogs
America is all about competition and athleticism and The Beach Boys, who were surfers, and dogs, who generally are not. But now look! They are! America wins again. America is undefeated!

1. Cats And Boobs
The website Cute Overload has an entire page called Cats 'n' Racks, set up exclusively for photos of cats and other cute animals in women's cleavage. Animals, breasts, the internet-- the only way this could be more American is if they were eating icing. God Bless America, son!