Cute 'Little Kittens' Song Prevents Suicide, Encourages Murder

The Outside Joke gives us this adorable little ditty about adorable little kitties (rhyming!). Apparently, after a break-up, huggalicious widdle kittie-pies could be the only thing keeping you from leaving a brain-colored smear on the wallpaper. Yet fuzzy whiskered kissybottoms with high snugglabillity factors may actually cheer you up enough to get off the floor, out the door, and to the gun store, then the careful planning and exacting revenge upon your unfaithful lover. Thanks, kitten!

It's great that cats are there for you when you need them, but don't use them up. Boundaries! Cats have their own lives, their own songs, you know. They're even prone to depression themselves. (Maybe they should get a kitten!)