Don't Kill Strippers-- Also Something About Fish

Man, animal rights organizations sure make it hard to masturbate to their ad campaigns with all their sermonizing and pleading to not hurt animals. Where do they get off? Also, it's nice to see that, all across the planet, people share the same stereotype of what a fisherman looks like. We Are The World. Free Willy song.

This campaign may be more effective if they joined forces with PETA and their Sea Kittens campaign and produced a commercial where members of Phish were killed and gutted. That would definitely go viral.

To wash the taste of stripper blood out of your mouth, please enjoy this list of 10 Dog Food Commercials That Taste Better Than Pate. Bon appetit!