In The War Against Baby Animals, Score Is Elderly Woman- 1, Baby Deer- 0

Man, it seems like our posts this week have taken a violent turn. If fishermen aren't killing strippers, old ladies are killing baby deer with shovels. For awhile it seemed that terrifying animals were getting the upper hand in their bid to destroy humanity, but it just goes to show you: never underestimate people when it comes to cruelty and deer murder.

So this woman was afraid the fawn was going to "bite her head off"? Bambi? Bambi doesn't eat heads. He is sweet and is all wobbly on his little newborn legs! (That's as far into the movie as we ever got.) We know this woman is someone's grandmother, and she probably adds a lot to the neighborhood aesthetics with her obviously well-tended flower garden (when it's not spattered with fawn blood), and she appears to be the type who would sue, so we'll tread carefully here: This woman killed Bambi. Then she stuffed Bambi's bludgeoned body into a box and drug it down to the curb for trash day. Then she gives an interview and is all, "These fawns are a menace!" There are a lot of things we'd like to say about this woman, but we'll leave it at this: She's very strong.

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