Maybe If Big Boi Would Stop Spending All His Time With Penguins, We'd Get A New Outkast Album

We love penguins, whether they're on a shopping spree or participating in the Penguin Olympics. Remember a few years ago, when every movie that came out was about penguins? And Outkast was still releasing music? Man, a few years ago was awesome.

There's no reason to relegate Outkast and penguins to the dust heap of the mid-00s. Big Boi, put down that penguin and get back into the studio! If Andre 3000 is busy with his terrible movie career, pick the penguin up again and take him into the studio with you. A Big Boi/penguin Outkast might actually be better. Honestly, I'd rather hear raps about fish ("My name is a penguin and I'm here to say/I love to eat some fish every day") than more of that Andre 3000 hippie crap.