New Airline Is Just For Pets, Including Pets Belonging To Stars Of Gimmicky 10-Year-Old Horror Movies

This week marked the maiden flight for Pet Airways, the first airline just for anim--holy sh*t, is that Heather Donahue?


Dude, look! Heather Donahue! Right there at :09 in, it's The Blair Witch Project star Heather Donahue!

Hey, Embedded Associated Press Video, howsabout a little respect? "Heather Donahue, PET OWNER"? Try "Heather Donahue, F*CKING MOVIE STAR". Granted, we read in a recent Entertainment Weekly (we read it, um, at the dentist's. In the bathroom. I had to use the bathroom at the dentist's and it was WILL YOU GET OFF MY BACK!) that Heather has given up acting and is settling in to life on a farm in Northern California (raising "Russian kale and heirloom tomatoes", which sounds like cover for a pot crop). Regardless! Listen, Embedded Associated Press Video, Heather Donahue was the star of a movie that Roger Ebert called one of the "ten most influential films of the century." And she obviously loves her dog and wants to grow "tomatoes". Respect Heather Donahue, Embedded Associated Press Video! Also, this airline is just for pets.


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