Snuggie For Dogs Lets Human Snuggie Owners Drag Pets Into Depths Of Depression With Them

Sometimes people get jealous of their pets. "You and your sleek and shiny fur that hasn't been damaged by depression-triggered neglect and Vitamin D deficiency! You and your happy barking and frolicking and not being afraid of human contact! I'll teach you to feel joy. You're one of us now." Yes, the Snuggie For Dogs instantly brings the pets back down to their owners' sad level. Embrace that bond! Carpenters albums and herbal tea not included.

Really, we shouldn't make fun. There are worse things you can do to animals. Heck, there are worse things you can make animals wear.