Turtle Caught By Fishing Family Takes Revenge On Unsuspecting, Delicious Finger

Human beings, you're on notice. You think we can keep beating baby fawns with shovels and the animal kingdom will take it lying down? They've snapped out of their stupor, they're done sexfighting amongst themselves, and now they're fighting back. Round One: Fishing Family Vs. Turtle. Winner? Turtle, dude. Turtle.

Funniest, most horrifying part of the video below? The little boy's cries of "Dad! DAD!" as a turtle chows down on Father's fingers. Animals hear our cries and laugh, oh, how they laugh. The digit-munching comes towards the end of the video, so wait for it.

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