What Is The Matter With People? Specifically This Naked Guy In Creepy Dog Make-Up

We're always happy to give Furries a pass. We don't mind that their cuteness and fuzziness masks a more sinister, sexually depraved side, just like Danny DeVito. Hey, this is America, and we've got the greatest fetishes and sewing machines in the world, right?

This is different. This is disturbing. Primarily because we don't like being in worse shape than someone who dresses up like a dog. We always thought underneath those strange fluffy sex-pelts were physiques flabbier and paler than ours. Not some cut weird muscle guy. We don't like the fact that we can get beaten up by a Furry. Not cool, God. Whatever happened to the pure, innocent joy that came from dressing up in animal costumes for a laugh, to sing a happy song? We didn't know it was supposed to give us a boner.

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